I *heart Bora

Most people live on a lonely island

Lost in the middle of a foggy sea
Most people long for another island
One where they know they would like to be…
(excerpt from Bali Ha'i from Rogers and Hammerstein's South Pacific)

Well, I know which island I want to be – I just came home from it: Boracay!!! WEEE!!!

It all started a few weeks ago when my mom told my brother and me that our cousin, Stacy, and her husband John, would be visiting for a few weeks. She told us that they want to go to Boracay, and they didn't want to go alone so my mom (with her booking and travel superpowers) booked four tickets on PAL for Bora - one for her, Stacy, John, and ME!!! So I planned everything out - I wouldn't have to come to school because it's sem-break already, but I have finals pa next week, anyway - I freed my schedule and I went with them!

Mom booked us on a flight to Kalibo and a 4-day, 3-night stay at Escondido in Bora. And, since it's off-season, we got the tickets for something like 7,000php per person, which is really cheap considering that normally it costs 12k per person. To tell the truth, I was excited just with the mere fact that I would be going on a plane. I hadn't gone on one since we last left the country five years ago, so the prospect of going on a plane thrilled me just as much as spending a few days at Bora.

We arrived at the Domestic Terminal reserved for PAL pretty early last Tuesday. We stayed at the terminal for like 2 hours just waiting to be boarded. We had our breakfast at the terminal - and here is where the gastos started - a bottle of mineral water costs about 45php at the terminal. Walking around, I noticed this cute guy wearing shades, he was with someone who appeared to be gay, but not really: he was wearing an icky bonnet, and was waaaayyyyy too old for his clothes (let's call him icky-old-guy), but the guy in the shades was adorable... and HOT!

Anyway, we got on the plane, which took off pretty smoothly, flew semi-vertically for like 15 minutes, flew without the seatbelt sign for like 10 minutes, then started its 15-minute descent. When we got to Kalibo, we were fetched by a van, and driven with two other passengers - a lesbian and her lover. We weren't on our way yet, so my mom got a bit impatient. The driver was apparently bargaining with icky-old-guy so he and his son/papa/nephew (just a few of my theories), could get a ride to the docks. Sigh.... this boy was incredibly adorable... Well, he wasn't really a boy, he's probably a bit older than me, but GOD, he's gorgeous (pronounce gorgeous a la Fran Drescher)!

As the van trip progressed (and, dear God, it went on for nearly 2 hours), cutie with shades sat beside my cousin-in-law on the first row of the van. My mom and I were at the second row, so I got a good view of cutie's broad shoulders, the mole on his nape (they say guys with moles thier are habulin, and I think they are: ex. Chicken Little), and his iPod... I fell in and out of sleep during the drive, and a couple of times, I woke up hearing Tina Turner... so I looked around. The van's radio was off, and no lesbian would listen to Tina Turner. And since I know my mom isn't that into music, that left only my cousins, icky-old-guy, and iPod hottie... I bended down and pretended to fix my cute little anklets so I could listen better to hottie's iPod.

HULI KA!!!!!! No straight man would listen to Tina Turner, even if it's her What's Love got to do with it. Hihihi!!! My number 1 theory (that Hottie is icky's little boytoy) just got harder evidence. As we wen't on with the ride, I listened even closer to Hoottie's iPod. The other song that I could remember was Lady Marmalade from Moulin Rouge. Again... no straight man would listen to Moulin Rouge's Lady Marmalade!!! Nakakatuwa talaga! He's completely adorable, and ohhh soooo HOT, but also oh so Gay!!! Hihihihi!!!

Moving on! After a short boat ride, we arrived at Bora right around lunch time, and by the time our hotel porter had picked us up and dropped us off, I had lost track of Hottie. I was too distracted by the GORGEOUSSSSSSSS water... I mean, really wow!!! I've been to Hawaii, and this is faaaaarrrrr better than that. The sun was blazing above us, and I expected the sand to be really hot, but it was really very warm and pleasant! It was actually so soft and so fine, it was like stepping on powder! And the water was sooooo clean and clear, we could actually see the corals under our boat!!! This is really one of the most beautiful places I've been to!

We got our lunch at Jonah's, it's actually a fruit-shake place but they also serve lunch. What is it with this island - everyone seems so nice and friendly!!! When we were dropped off at out hotel (fabulous, by the way; really clean and the facilities were nice, plus, it's like a 45-second walk from the beach), we were very warmly greeted by the staff - with matching complementary orange juice! At Jonah's, the same hospitality greeted us. But when we were seated, and we were given our menus, my gosh!!! The food is sooo expensive! Almost three times the normal price here in Manila. My gosh... magugutom ata kami dito!!! And their servings aren't at all that big, unlike restos like Dencios or TGIFridays. Anyway, the food was ok.

We went back to the hotel after lunch, and lo and behold: Cutie German Boy! Hihihi! He was staying with another cutie German right next to my cousins' room. I'm not actually sure if they're German or Swedish or Dutch, or whatever. I heard them speaking, and to me it sounded German. Cutie German Boy was in his early thrities, gorgeous grey eyes, really tall, kinda skinny but hot enough, and he had this really slick blond hair and a pretty prominent nose. His companion sort of looked like him, except this one was smaller, a little less lanky, had the most immense blue eyes I'd ever seen (right next to Dan, of course), and a lot more body hair; either way, I assumed they were brothers. I saw them several times across the beach front - once they were drinking at Coco Mongo's (at 3pm in the afternoon), and then another time at around lunchtime, they were lounging around another resto near D'Mall (yes, they do spell it like that. It's not really a mall, it's just a strip where you can find great buys, shops, and restos), and another time, when they were just comming out of their room to have breakfast - we were having our breakfast at the dining area right beside their room, they greeted us with a good morning with their heavy eastern Eurpean accents... they were oh so cute, but I like Cutie German boy more - the one with slick hair...

Anyway, there are a lot of things to do in Bora - you can go JetSkiing, Para-sailing, Banana boating, snorkling, etc. BUT you have to be very rich! Para-sailing alone costs 50$ for 15 minutes!!! But we did go snorkling, and the snorkling spots we went to in Puerto are no match to the ones here.

We went to a place called Crocodile island - but no, there weren't any crocs! And while the boat was ancored, we snorkled around it. We asked the boatsmen to buy bread for us, so we could feed the fish. And, my gosh, we really got to feed the fish!!! I mean, you just hold out a small piece of bread, don't let it go, and about a hundred small fish come to you, and they eat out of your hands!!! You have to be very still though, because they won't come if you keep paddling your feet. A couple of times, the fish were actually pecking my fingers and palms in search for food! Some of them even started pecking at my feet, but it always tickled me, so I had to wave them off... They were soo cute!!!


We even found Nemo!!! We saw this glass-bottom boat colored like a clownfish, and it had a logo on its side, "We found him!" Well, we found him too!!! Several Nemos, in fact! Hihihi! They were hiding in the corals, and rubbing themselves against the anemones, which looked really weird. We also found several sea urchins, with their spikes and five beady eyes! We saw a big-ass starfish that was like two feet long (ok, maybe a little less than two feet), and a couple of parrot (?) fish - they were really brightly coloured, they actually looked really gay!!

When we got tired with snorkling, we went back to the hotel. On our way up to our rooms, we passed by the German boys' room - door kept widely open, Cutie German half-naked in swimming shorts, fixing his crotch... no undies... Defile me, Cutie German boy!!! *faint

Anyway... we also went to eat at a lot of places. John, Stacy, and I tried out a relatively cheap Italian restaurant at the other end of the island while mom was having her massage. We ate at Fridays Boracay (not TGIF), a classy fine-dining resto where we had an extremely expensive, but rather delicious 3-course meal. We also ate at Sea Wind, a really cheap all-you-can-eat buffet! Now that was my favorite resto EVER!!! It was 450/person, and you could get a salad (with FRESH oysters!!!), pasta (with three or four choices of toppings), grilled stuff (steak, chicken, Marlin, Tanigue, Shrimps, Squid, pork, etc), and dessert (cute little turons with sesame seeds, chocolate chip cookies, brownies, and fresh friuts)! I hope we had discovered this earlier in our stay - I would have told mom to eat there every night!

On to the boys of Bora!!! I don't know if it's just the island or me, but everyone in Bora just seemed hotter, a lot of them were no where near cute of course, but hot nevertheless. There's this one Korean guy who'se really cute, but he was a bit full of himself. I coundn't understand what he was saying, but I wanted to slap him anyway, well, that or pinch his cheeks - or maybe just kiss him! ^_^ I saw him a couple of times, when we were on the boat to Bora, then when we had lunch at Jonah's, then again when we ate at Sea Wind. Then there's this hot surfer boy, except he's not really cute - kinda like Jay-ar, hot bod, icky face that you just want to tear off. He's not really a surfer either, he just sort of had a boogie board, and slid down the waves as they hit the shore. There's this other hot swimmer, American I think. He was wearing a skimpy pair of yellow bathing suits, through which you could almost see his thingy... He swam off to sea, and I never saw him come back - until our flight back to Manila.

Speaking of our flight to Manila... Guess whom I saw??? iPod Hottie was waiting at the Kalibo terminal, with icky-old-guy!!! *heart leaps unexpectedly. In Bora, I only saw him once, walking in the mall in a hot tank-top with icky-old-guy, right around the same time I saw Cutie German boy lounging around with his brother (they seemed especially sweet, so screw that brother theory, I think they're lovers!!!). Anyway, he was extremely cute this time, withour the shades, he had really intense eyes, and he seems pretty smooth too, he wasn't hairy at all like icky-old-guy.

When we got on the plane, he sat on the seat right in front of me. I was on 22E, and he was on 21E.*heart cartwheels. We were both on top of the plane's wings, and we shared a window, so everytime he would look out the window, I got a glimpse of his right-side profile. He's really cute, in a very Filipino way. He has this little mole on the tip of his right ear, and when he reclined his seat a bit, a got to count some of his white hairs... hihihi! I think I saw 11, hihihi!!! *blush

When we got off the plane, I saw him go to the bathroom near the luggage claim area, but I didn't follow him, I was too shy... *blush. He got one of those luggage carriers, and I followed him as he and icky-old-guy sped off to departures... think they were going on another plane, probably out of this god-forsaken country... WAAA!!! Take me with you iPod Hottie!!! T_T

So that's the end of my Boracay Adventure... I had lots of fun, swam in a gorgeous beach, bought a really pretty sarong (2 pretty sarongs!), a couple of tie-dyed pajamas, and a cute little bora shirt... I forgot to but one of those bottled Bora Sands... ang cute!!! Sayang, I wanted to bring home some sand, put it in a mineral water bottle, but John said they had laws against it... T_T

I hope someday, my friends and I could go to Bora. Probably when we all have work already, we could save up and go. It would be really fun to go there with my friends, because all the while on the trip, I kept wanting to break-out and loosen up, but I coudn't - nakatingin ang mama... It would also be fun to be there with a boyfriend... But then, it would be fun just to go to SM with a boyfriend!! hihihi!!!

So... someday, I want to go back to Bora... I did a lot of things there, but there are a lot of other things I want to do. Actually... here:

Bali Ha'i, may call you

Any night, any day

In your heart you'll hear it call you

Come away, come away

Bali Ha'i, will whisper

On the wind of the sea

"Here am I, your special island,"

"Come to me, come to me"

(Change Bali Ha'i to Boracay!!!)